The Old Baby Twins, Darwinia and OsoSerious, were incubated against their will by a Giant Condor on the top of some mountain, somewhere in South America.

The Barkeep. The stories he could tell, but never would.

When Milton S. Hershey passed away while sunning himself (melted), Hershe discovered she was not, in fact, related, so was not in the will. Out of desperation, Hershe created Bought and Paid For Speaking Engagements, Inc. which she operates out of a 1973 Gerstenslager International Bus, currently broke down in Ames. Iowa

Miss Gender. Just your basic BLT

Good G

Miss Stick & Monsieur Stick

in Gay Paree

One and the same. They just don’t know it

LOW. He’s old. He’s wise

Raised by his mean Uncle Norm (Short for Normal) and his loony Aunt Abby (short for Abnormal), G exists in that thin page between real and imaginary, good and bad

The Bickersons

After being run out of their hometown of Elmore, Arkansas, Elma and Third Eye Blind Guy married and moved to Guatemala. That lasted less than 24 hours. They now live in, (where else?) Elma, Washington, where the population clings to 6

Milo Minderbinder

Sells Ice to Eskimos

Also born out of an art movement, Camille remains dottie as ever.

Eternally morose and whiny, Emmy still hangs out at the bar, day in and day out, from opening to closing, even though it’s been shut down for over a year now

Gay Blade…A Bon Vivant’s Bon Mot